.
.
Next time you need an excuse for a messy area
of your house,
one of these might come in handy...
.
I don't do windows because...
I love birds and don't want one to run into a clean
window and get hurt
.
I don't wax floors because...
I am terrified a guest will slip and get hurt then
I'll feel terrible
.
I don't mind the dust bunnies because...
They are very good company, I have named most of
them, and they agree with
everything I say
.
I don't disturb cobwebs because...
I want every creature to have a home
.
I don't Spring Clean because...
I love all the seasons and don't want the others
to get jealous
.
I don't pull weeds in the garden because...
I wouldn't want to mess with God's design
.
I don't put things away because ...
My husband will never be able to find them again
.
I don't do gourmet meals when I entertain because...
I don't want my guests to stress out
over what to make
when they invite me over for dinner
.
I don't iron because ...
I choose to believe them when they say
"Permanent Press"
.
Thanks L for sharing this...
I can't remember if I've already posted this way back or not..?
Hope not..!
11 commentaires:
j'aime votre humour
you crack me up...
:-)
and more...you make me feel very good about my windows in need of a serious/furious cleaning !
ok , i admit i do disturb cobwebs though
have a great week end!
We must be in the same wave length. This morning I was browsing in a shop and I came across some magnets with similar quotes. Most of them were of kitchen. I might buy some I think they were very funny. I will check them out and tell you what they were when I get another chance.
Have a lovely weekend.
I like this, it is very funny. I think I will use a few of those excuses myself lol. I like your blog, very entertaining.
Wow, this sounds like something I would write!!! lol I love it!
Have a wonderful weekend :)
Absolutely, be my guest. :)
I am keeping that weeds one for my wife. No more gardening! Thank you. You just secured me some more blog time.
au moins une femme honnete qui reconnait que Superwoman n'existe pas !
I like it! Now I have the excuses up my sleeve not to do any housework! x
The gourmet meal one is the best! I never ever want to stress my friends out in this way!
Darling! I may have to use some of those sometime too!
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