vendredi 7 novembre 2008

L'ambiance du jour...

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Next time you need an excuse for a messy area
of your house,
one of these might come in handy...
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I don't do windows because...
I love birds and don't want one to run into a clean
window and get hurt
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I don't wax floors because...
I am terrified a guest will slip and get hurt then
I'll feel terrible
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I don't mind the dust bunnies because...
They are very good company, I have named most of
them, and they agree with
everything I say
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I don't disturb cobwebs because...
I want every creature to have a home
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I don't Spring Clean because...
I love all the seasons and don't want the others
to get jealous
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I don't pull weeds in the garden because...
I wouldn't want to mess with God's design
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I don't put things away because ...
My husband will never be able to find them again
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I don't do gourmet meals when I entertain because...
I don't want my guests to stress out
over what to make
when they invite me over for dinner
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I don't iron because ...
I choose to believe them when they say
"Permanent Press"
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Thanks L for sharing this...
I can't remember if I've already posted this way back or not..?
Hope not..!

11 commentaires:

aliette a dit…

j'aime votre humour

My Castle in Spain a dit…

you crack me up...
:-)

and more...you make me feel very good about my windows in need of a serious/furious cleaning !

ok , i admit i do disturb cobwebs though

have a great week end!

Shashi Nayagam a dit…

We must be in the same wave length. This morning I was browsing in a shop and I came across some magnets with similar quotes. Most of them were of kitchen. I might buy some I think they were very funny. I will check them out and tell you what they were when I get another chance.
Have a lovely weekend.

Tea Time With Melody a dit…

I like this, it is very funny. I think I will use a few of those excuses myself lol. I like your blog, very entertaining.

dolcechic a dit…

Wow, this sounds like something I would write!!! lol I love it!

Have a wonderful weekend :)

Tea Time With Melody a dit…

Absolutely, be my guest. :)

Angry African a dit…

I am keeping that weeds one for my wife. No more gardening! Thank you. You just secured me some more blog time.

P. a dit…

au moins une femme honnete qui reconnait que Superwoman n'existe pas !

LOUISE a dit…

I like it! Now I have the excuses up my sleeve not to do any housework! x

Claire a dit…

The gourmet meal one is the best! I never ever want to stress my friends out in this way!

Ann Marie a dit…

Darling! I may have to use some of those sometime too!